The Finest Food Know to Man

Neighbor, How long has it been since you had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand Chili?
Well, that’s too long!

This evening, I leave for Texas on business. As part of my trip though, I'm picking up around 50 cans of the finest food know to man, Wolf Brand Chili. For some reason, Wolf Brand Chili (always referred to as, "Wolf Brand Chili", not Wolf Chili, not Chili. Wolf Brand Chili.) is not widely distributed outside of Texas. For those that have not had the pleasure of enjoying this delicacy, may I point you here. I have no idea why I was surprised this is offered on eBay, but I was... I can't wait to lug two suitcases full of canned goods through the DFW airport, but trust me, it'll be worth it...